DUTERTE jokes….3

sara-duterte-baldKOTA KINABALU — Sabah is prepared to face the possibility of people from the southern region or the hunted Abu Sayyaf members fleeing to Sabah.

SABAH on the South. SARAH on the North. Your days are numbered, ASG!

Executive Secretary Salvador “Bingbong” Medialdea will be in charge of the country while President Rodrigo Duterte attends the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (Asean) Summit in Laos this week, Malacañang said on Sunday.

Sec. Bingbong, in case you have not seen him, is the guy Bong Go has to push out of camera’s range or all we get to see is his bulging tummy, blocking the Man from Davao. Incidentally, he has ordered the Palace Chef to stock on PULUTAN and SINGLE MALT while the teetotaler Chief Executive is on junket. BTW, he called on his immediate predecessor TOPAQUITS OCHOA to join him.

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