DUTERTE’S a joke…….83

In Hell new entrants are welcomed by their victims. Hitler expectedly was met by an applauding 6M Jews. Rody was warmly embraced by 13k salvage victims. Nobody welcomed PNoy. Rody was aghast. “Marami ring atraso yan ah! Bakit wala sumalubong?” Satan replied, “‘di pa sumisipa ung DENGVAXIA Àmong Tunay…”


Rody’s DOH declares Dengvaxia as an illegal drug. “MatuTOKHANG ba ang umorder nito?” asks Polong

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..80


 GMA met the ASEAN Heads of State at Clark. All were happy to see her free again and was asked, “How did u do it Mdm President?” She replied, “Well, Thanks to Rody and the Rule of Law. The SC acquitted me” “Why thank Rody?” they wondered. “He threatened the SC” she replied.


ASEAN heads of state landed at Clark and were met by Pampanga GOV LILIA PINEDA. She was asked by the state visitors “what’s ur no. 1 industry here Gov?” She replied after some hesitation, “Jueteng, Your Excellencies”

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DUTERTE’S a joke….78

So what if Norman Black called a TO at 30sec remaining?Eh si Rody nga hingi ng hingi ng extension? Mabuhay ka TIM CONE!


Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas yesterday denied that there is a rift between him and Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez. “Ok lang kung mas marami GF si Speaker kesa sa akin..” Rudy quips. ” Actually it’s the President who keeps tabs of our score…” he adds

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