PNoy and Kris, Rody and Polong, Erap and Jinggoy went on a cruise. While on Leisure Deck, PNoy ordered cotton candy. After one bite, Kris grabbed the confectionery and threw it overboard. Rody and Erap, surprised, asked why. Kris replied, “we have lots of sugar centrals in Tarlac!” Rody asked Polong to bring him a tooter a foil and a lighter. Getting wind of what his father wants, Polong brought a kilo of shabu. Rody grabbed the rock and jettisoned it overboard. Erap aghast, asked Rody why he did it. Polong answered, “we have tons of it in Davao.”
Erap kicked Jinggoy overboard….
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3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who’s the best Presidential Doter:
Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc
Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao
Ghost 3-Kris, for sending pics to her lovers where to meet tonight: Heroes Hall for Robin Padilla; Presidential Study for Richard Gomez; Grand Staircase for James; Palace CR for Tsong…
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In Hell new entrants are welcomed by their victims. Hitler expectedly was met by an applauding 6M Jews. Rody was warmly embraced by 13k salvage victims. Nobody welcomed PNoy. Rody was aghast. “Marami ring atraso yan ah! Bakit wala sumalubong?” Satan replied, “‘di pa sumisipa ung DENGVAXIA Àmong Tunay…”
Rody’s DOH declares Dengvaxia as an illegal drug. “MatuTOKHANG ba ang umorder nito?” asks Polong
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Bong on plunder: It’s Janet, not me “If the Sandiganbayan bought this, JPE JINGGOY GRINGO BONGBONG and 100 congressmen are off the hook.’ Titong Mendoza was heard saying
Sotto files cyberlibel suit vs blogger The Blogger posts that this libel suit will show whether Tito Escalera is a xerox machine
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MOCHA AS SOLICITOR GENERAL
With a looming drug deal case filed against him Taguba says he’ll get Atty Mocha Uson’s services
Asked why she wants to be a lawyer Mocha reposts “bakit si Atty Mans lang ba ang may karapatang kumita?”
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WELCOME ASEAN DELEGATES NOVEMBER, 2017
GMA met the ASEAN Heads of State at Clark. All were happy to see her free again and was asked, “How did u do it Mdm President?” She replied, “Well, Thanks to Rody and the Rule of Law. The SC acquitted me” “Why thank Rody?” they wondered. “He threatened the SC” she replied.
ASEAN heads of state landed at Clark and were met by Pampanga GOV LILIA PINEDA. She was asked by the state visitors “what’s ur no. 1 industry here Gov?” She replied after some hesitation, “Jueteng, Your Excellencies”
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WELCOME TO THE NEW MALACANANG SPOX
Harry is the new MOUTHPIECE with a HAIRPIECE. As a MOUTHPIECE, Harry Roque is good at it. Abella hopes Harry won’t blow it
Harriet Roqwe vs Rose Rivera vs Barbi Gutierrez ATTORNEYS all….
Malacañang will soon have a GAY BAR where “young and good looking” Deputies moonlight after work
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So what if Norman Black called a TO at 30sec remaining?Eh si Rody nga hingi ng hingi ng extension? Mabuhay ka TIM CONE!
Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas yesterday denied that there is a rift between him and Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez. “Ok lang kung mas marami GF si Speaker kesa sa akin..” Rudy quips. ” Actually it’s the President who keeps tabs of our score…” he adds
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