DUTERTE’S….a joke 84

3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who’s the best Presidential Doter:

Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc

Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao

Ghost 3-Kris, for sending pics to her lovers where to meet tonight: Heroes Hall for Robin Padilla; Presidential Study for Richard Gomez; Grand Staircase for James; Palace CR for Tsong…

Dynasties eat up 50-75% of our taxes. Why pass TRAIN and not ANTI-DYNASTY LAW?

 New York, Chicago, Paris and Manila died. At the Pearly Gates St Peter met them. “Oh NYC, your ghettos at Bronx are hopeless. Come on in!” Turning to Chicago “well look at you: The Murder Capital of the world! Welcome!” Paris was next “Your 300 types of cheese did you in Get in City of Lights!”Looking at Manila the Gatekeeper rummaged thru his files. “You seem to be early Junkyard of Asia! Didn’t Rody tell you that you’ll be dead in 25 years?”

In the US they fire those who’re accused of sexual misconduct. In PH they become Presidents Speakers Majority Floor Leadersetc..

In the US they fire those who’re accused of sexual misconduct. In PH they become Presidents Speakers Majority Floor Leadersetc..

 Rody should inhibit himself from acting on Polong’s quit letter and wait until the assumption of BongBong…

Kris at Bimby umepal sa media Magkayakap Joshua threatens to do an Isabelle

Polong resigned becoz Isabelle threatened to do an Ica

 He resigns and settles to be the BagMANS. Small sulks

 On NCCC DAVAO FIRE THAT KILLED 38 PERSONS……Gusto gulpihin ni Sara si Davao City Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP) Director Sr Superintendent Wilberto Rico Neil Kwan Tiu

 Davao Tragedy: Deus ex Machina

 Naglayas si Ica becoz her request for a Malacañang fotoshoot was denied…..

Meghan Markle wears £56,000 (P3,740,240) couture gown for engagement photos And we bash Isabelle for her 600k dress?

 At PCSO one doesn’t sing “Oh CAM all ye faithful…” PUSTAHAN may mag-aalsa BALUTAN sa PCSO….

 Bisaya nga ung Bagyo… “Marami ako paninda…pero wala ako ‘Vinta'”

 Cebu Mayor Tomas Osmena to police: Kill a criminal, get P50,000. “Baka may pumunta sa Malacanang, Mayor?” John Osmena asks

 

 

 

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