Harry is the new MOUTHPIECE with a HAIRPIECE. As a MOUTHPIECE, Harry Roque is good at it. Abella hopes Harry won’t blow it
Harriet Roqwe vs Rose Rivera vs Barbi Gutierrez ATTORNEYS all….
Malacañang will soon have a GAY BAR where “young and good looking” Deputies moonlight after work
Report: Pope raises prospect of more married men becoming priests. “Rody Speaker Fariñas Andanar and Sal express interest after their government stint” Bishop Soc rues…
Alvarez seeks ‘exception’ to preventive suspension of execs facing graft raps….EXCEPTIONAL guy, indeed
Roque laughs off Trillanes tirade as Halloween joke. “Asan ang Hollow Block?”
“Millennial? Better looking?” Sal Panelo fits the bill ON HARRY ROQUE’S quest for a DEPUTY SPOX
By picking Harry as Mouthpiece, Rody elevates the quality of discourse. “I-Google mo agad ‘pag dumudugo na ang ilong ko….” Mocha snaps at an aide
“Babatohin n’yo ako eh may HELMET ako?” Harriet Roqwe addressing his critics and detractors….
The price of HOLLOW BLOCKS has risen. Truckloads are seen stored in Malacañang Press Office
With his vaunted experience with the distaff side, RODY is his best MOUTHPIECE himself
While both are best oralists, Rudy Fariñas is the better MOUTHPIECE than Harry.
Gen BATO made good his promise to change the BDAYs of 14k EJK victims to Nov 1. Rody declared a week-long holiday
PING raised hell when FG helped VICKY TOH at Customs This time Taguba paid POLONG and Ping says nada
Mindanaoans are now afflicted w/ STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. THEY WANT MARTIAL LAW TO STAY
Palace defends obscene remarks of Andanar, Panelo “Sex sells” says the late Hugh Hefner
Court begins hearing Gigi’s plea for bail-PDI “Kaong na kasi si JPE kaya naki-usap kay Rody” ika ni MART BOY IYOT ANDANAR
China outsourced its AK-47s to a Danao gunsmith. Kaya ang binigay kay Rody petmalung PALTIK…
Sal Panelo, COMELEC Chief wannabe on his counting knack, “I can do it twice like an 18-year old. One in Summer and one in Winter”
Trillanes is ‘father of fake news,’ says Binay camp “Eh ang mga BINAY? Pamilya ng FAKE PROJECTS!” Trillanes retorts
NEW DAVAO BILLIONAIRES
“MUMURAHIN ni TATAY; KUKUBRA si INDAY”…..Byron Villegas
Sara Duterte threatens to shut down Mindanao’s tallest skyscraper AEON TOWERS has just signed in ATTY MANS as counsel….
Ch 4 Verse 11 of the Davao Bible says “the BIYENAN arm-twisteth; the MANUGANG earneth”
It’ll be interesting to see the SALN of one Mayor Sara Duterte next year as it includes the earnings of her Super Lawyer hubby
For the 1st time the Manugang’s income points Northward whose expertise for the longest time is babysitter to Stonefish
SARA INAUGURATES NEW POLITICAL PARTY….TAM*D
Sara launches new POLITICAL PARTY: Tapang at Malasakit Alliance of Davao (TAMAD)
TIRADOR at MANGUNGULIMBAT ORGANIZATION of DAVAO (TAM*D): Sara, Chair; Imee, GMA, ERAP, Tolentino, Atty. Jimeno; members
CJ Corona yesterday; Sara Duterte today; BBM tmrw…Karen Jimeno’s on the funny side of Herstory
PH INTERNET MA…..BAGAL
Commenting on PH Internet speed JACK MA says “I have distant cousins here: JACK MAtumal and JACK galMAba”
“Mas MAbagal tumakbo si MVP keysa INTERNET nya”—JACK MA