DUTERTE jokes………..

duterteeWhat’s the difference between Leila and Sandra?

One of them COMES.


What’s the difference between RONNIE and WARREN?

C WARREN parang MOTOR. C RONNIE puro SELINYADOR. hehe

What’s the difference between the SC and DU30

Kapag inACQUIT k ni DU30, ur still in JEOPARDY.


What’s the difference between DU30 and LOTTO?

Pagnaka JACKPOT k s LOTTO, buhay k!


What’s the diference between D5 and DU30 on one hand and BADAFz on the other?

NANGHAHALA cna D5 at DU30 sa madaling araw….


What’s the difference between PNoy and DUTERTE?

ITATANONG Pa Ba YAN? EDDIE SUPOT UNG ISA!


What’s the difference  between BATO and DUTERTE?

DUTERTE isnt “BATO”…


What’s the difference  between MATRIX and MATRIS?

MATRIS isnt a puzzle to DUTERTE.


What’s the difference between Duterte and Durian?

Mabango ang DURIAN…..


Who is the  VICE PRESIDENT of DU30?

EH DI SI BONG GO…ALTANGHAP, CLA DALAWA MAGKASAMA…..


May isang PO1 sa Pasay ang UMAMING Adik siya….

ADIK sa PULBURA…


What’s the difference  between SEN LITO LAPID and SEN MANNY PACQUIAO?

THE PEOPLE NEED an INTERPRETER whenever Manny speaks.

Remember Manny is a polyglot. He speaks Hiligaynon, Tagalog,

English, and the language of his Mom…Danish..a


What’s the difference between ERAP and DU30?

DU30 tries weakly.


Who is the first choice of DU30 as National Intelligence Coordinating Agency Chief? Tourism Sec? Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas Governor?

Ruben Ecleo, Jr., Chavit Singson, Bongbong Marcos.


What’s the SIMILARITY between PUTANG INA! and DU30?

They’re new Thesaurus entries as SYNONYMS…..

 

 

 

 

 

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