Author: Sonny Pulgar

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…66

Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you’ve got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES…in deference to Rody’s wishes… Kapag LOVERS’ ANNV nila ni...

Read More

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…65

Nakalusot ANG TERRORIST, kaya sa reopening bago na pangalan: PALUSOTS WORLD MANILA Bato Dela Rosa: I’m no psychotic. My Boss is! UP denies it has an engineering alumnus named ISNILON ESPERON Delfin Lorenzana restrained Rody from...

Read More

DUTERTE’S A JOKE…64

“Kaya palpak Martial Law ni Marcos kc walang ‘rape jokes'”….PALACE Sa Ilocos Norte, may Monarchy. Si Fariñas ang Hari at si Imee ang Princesa. Si Imelda ang Reyna. Si Bongbong may protesta Sa Davao City,...

Read More

DUTERTE’S A JOKE….63

Gen Bato says that Supt Nobleza admitted to him “magaling magpaputok ung BF nyang Abu” “Bomber Sweet Lover”….PNP Supt Nobleza ASEAN heads of state are expected to bring with them Forensic Doctors to...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke….62

In the midst of their GFs’ spat, Tony Boy and the Speaker both suffer a fit of ED. “Nawalan ng silbi” Chavit said BENHAM RISE to be renamed RODY RISE. WEST PHIL SEA to be renamed LEMMESEE! Speaker Alvarez...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…..61

ANAK…..NG TUPA! Nang isilang ka sa mundong ire Pangalan mo’y Rody Duterte Ngayo’y ikaw na ang Presidente Ngayon nga’y President ka na At ang astig mong magMURA Di man sila payag Walang magagawa At ang ermat at...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…..60

PHOENIX (AP) – Authorities say they have uncovered a dangerous new trend in drug trafficking in Arizona in which addicts are taking counterfeit OxyContin pills that are laced with the more powerful painkiller fentanyl-Fox...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke….59

“Michelle Dee’s 5’11” height, her beauty that has already graced magazine covers, and her demeanor should all come into play if ever she decides to pursue beauty titles in the future,” said her...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…58

“May isang madaling araw na nagkaroon ako ng isang masamang dream. Binisita ako ng demonyo and then dito na-save ako ng may liwanag sa kwarto ko na child-like image na biglang nawala,” SPO3 Arthur Lascañas said. “Sino ang...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…57

Matobato, Lascañas and Rody died and they found themselves queueing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked Matobato first. “Ilan pinatay mo?” Matobato replied, “17 po, pero utos po un ni Rody.” “Ok....

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke….56

Daniel Matsunaga’s sis Vanessa to Erich: Address money issue-News James Yap was heard saying, “been there, done that…” The P50-million bribery scandal allegedly involving immigrations only showed that...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…..55

“If a door is open to you, you go through it—confidently.” Such encouraging words, uttered by Fama Francisco, perfectly describe her approach toward her career—which is most likely why she was able to land the prestigious...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…54

“KUNG MILYONARYO NA ANG MRS MO AT P8k LANG ANG SUELDO MO, BKT NGTATIAGA K S PGKAPULIS?” “PASSION PO…” “Do not enter government to milk government,” Rody said. “Say that to your Brods”...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke…..53

Led by Uwe Maskos—a researcher at the Institut Pasteur in Paris, France—the study found that when mice with schizophrenic characteristics were given nicotine daily, their sluggish brain activity increased within two days. Within...

Read More

DUTERTE’S a joke….52

“Regarding the murdered Korean businessman, the President will not tolerate any police abuse. All these police scalawags will be dealt with and prosecuted to the fullest under the law,” Sal Panelo told reporters in an ambush...

Read More