Author: Sonny Pulgar

DUTERTE’S a joke…..79

WELCOME TO THE NEW MALACANANG SPOX     Harry is the new MOUTHPIECE with a HAIRPIECE. As a MOUTHPIECE, Harry Roque is good at it. Abella hopes Harry won’t blow it   Harriet Roqwe vs Rose Rivera vs Barbi Gutierrez...

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DUTERTE’S a joke….78

So what if Norman Black called a TO at 30sec remaining?Eh si Rody nga hingi ng hingi ng extension? Mabuhay ka TIM CONE!   Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas yesterday denied that there is a rift between him and Speaker...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..77

Kapag BOLERO ka 100% Trust rating mo……..sa Davao   Bumaba popularity rating ni Rody; tumaas naman ATTY’S FEES ni Atty Mans Kapag malalaki ang butas ng ILONG…..si PANCHITO un   ZERO EKJ-Andanar...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..76

The HOUSE needs 75 members to endorse Why DRIBBLE the IMPEACH PROCESS? I SMELL HAM for XMAS   Pinasasarap ang IMPEACH PROCESS ng mga Congressman Iimbento si Rody ng katulad ng DAP ni PNoy   Ingay ng mga BULOL na...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…75

It’s only now that I really internalized one of our own unique word in our South Luzon lingo-“BANG-AW”   When asked why some women opt to become mistresses, Julie Yap-Daza said most of those she wrote...

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DUTERTE’S a joke….74

ON WIRETAPPING THE PAROJINOGS AND THE ODICTAS “Anu WIRETAPPING? Hindi ba PARTYLINE un?” Rody asked Bato’s Intel expert RODY loves Stevie Wonder’s I JUST CALLED TO SAY “YARI KA NA!” RODY calls...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….73

JINGGOY NEXT MANILA MAYOR-Abante Maynila: Tapunan ng mga Mangungulimbat   DONALD and KIM JONG UN exchange piping hot VERBAL BALLISTIC MISSILES Trump: Norx leader is a Rocket Man KJU: US leader is a DOTARD HONEYLET AND MOCHA...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE…72

Katrina Enrile cajoled her parents, JPE and Cristina, to kiss before the guests, but her father appeared hesitant, prompting Katrina to shout, “Dad! Kiss Mom!” several times. Gigi Reyes, bitten by the green monster, banged her...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….71

ON SANDIGANBAYAN’S GRANT OF BAIL TO JINGGOY ESTRADA Rody: Kmusta nmn c Leila? Jinggoy: Bahala n c Bong s kanya Rody: Mahilig s pangit un kaya kta pnalabas Jinggoy: Sino c Leila? Rody: Gago k pala eh Eh d c Bong cno p b? Erap:...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….70

“Ako lang ang MILLENNIAL sa Duterte Cabinet….” SAL PANELO ATTY MANS CARPIO – THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWYER Why is Atty Mans expensive? a) He graduated Summa cl b) He topped the Bar c) He is a famed litigator...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….69

ON WAR IN MARAWI “We have no US-made PATRIOT ANTI-MISSILE. Magdasal na lang tau na hindi mahulog ung NOKOR missile patungo Guam”-Sec Lorenzana Nagpadala CHINA ng anti-missile nila–KWITIS… KIM JONG UN to...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE…..68

Faeldon: I asked my fianceé and she said it’s ok to release the drugs, Ur Honors….. Alvarez: But wait, my kabit says otherwise… Fariñas: Look let’s settle this gentlemen I go call my jowa who between u...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE….67

Q-Kung si Speaker ay miembro ng MANOBO Tribe anong Tribe naman kasapi ang mga miembro ng Kongreso? A-DOROBO TRIBE Byron Villegas   Patubo-Tribu ng Usurero Palasubo-Tribu ni Joey Salceda Manunuba-Tribu ni Janet Napoles...

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JUSTICE WHO?

Ferdinand Marcos, who thought of himself as a legal wizard, convened a nationwide Citizens’ Assembly purposely to ratify his Constitution. The old Constitution has the ratification mechanism which Marcos sidestepped. Under the...

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE…66

Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you’ve got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES…in deference to Rody’s wishes… Kapag LOVERS’ ANNV nila ni...

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