Author: Sonny Pulgar

DUTERTE’S a joke….93

Harriet Roque died and he found himself at the gates of hell. The devil told him to go back and redeem his soul first from Sen Trillanes Rose Rivera and Barbi Gutierrez. “Taksil ka Harry!” the devil said. Dili ka man TAMBAY...

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DUTERTE’S a joke….92

MANILA, Philippines – Senate Majority Leader Vicente Sotto III said on Thursday, April 26, that he is ready to become the next Senate president if his colleagues vest him with the responsibility. “I’m open to that if they offer...

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DAHIL BIYUDA NA SI LOREN….

Dahil biyuda na si Loren FVR was seen wearing a UNIQLO millennial pants Dahil biyuda na si Loren Gob Leviste sends flowers and begs for second chance. “Mas mahaba….ang buhay ko Love” the Gob says Rody is all praises to the...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..91

Congress is set to pass same-sex marriage law. It’d realize Bong Go’s lifetime wish to be with Rody forever. “OMG!” exclaimed God on learning the new services rates of Santuario de Forbes… Speaker Alvarez found the best...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..90

Tito Sotto claims 5M Rody votes were padded on Mar votes. “Rody therefore has 21M and not 16M.” Sotto says. Not to be outdone, Nancy Binay believes her Dad’s vote of 4M should have gone to Rody making it a total of DDS at 25M....

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..89

HUGPONG NG MGA GUAPO Playbook of Tony Boy: 1. Join Hugpong; 2. Undermine Alvarez; 3. Unseat the Speaker by dangling super pork to Congressmen; 4. Bankroll Mrs Alvarez to oppose Mr Alvarez in 2019 congressional elections in...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..88

Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN…. Mocha is a modern day LADY from...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..87

Mocha is the Lady from Magdala whom a Catholic University wants to lynch CHED’s Licuanan resigned because 1000 Colleges and Universities will confer Doctorates on the PCOO bigshot Mocha will grace the USTAA awards night in...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..86

Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan…. sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping…. Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan…mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..85

PNoy and Kris, Rody and Polong, Erap and Jinggoy went on a cruise. While on Leisure Deck, PNoy ordered cotton candy. After one bite, Kris grabbed the confectionery and threw it overboard. Rody and Erap, surprised, asked why....

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DUTERTE’S….a joke 84

3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who’s the best Presidential Doter: Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao Ghost 3-Kris, for...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…….83

In Hell new entrants are welcomed by their victims. Hitler expectedly was met by an applauding 6M Jews. Rody was warmly embraced by 13k salvage victims. Nobody welcomed PNoy. Rody was aghast. “Marami ring atraso yan ah!...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…82

Bong on plunder: It’s Janet, not me “If the Sandiganbayan bought this, JPE JINGGOY GRINGO BONGBONG and 100 congressmen are off the hook.’ Titong Mendoza was heard saying   Sotto files cyberlibel suit vs blogger...

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DUTERTE’S a joke….81

MOCHA AS SOLICITOR GENERAL   With a looming drug deal case filed against him Taguba says he’ll get Atty Mocha Uson’s services   Asked why she wants to be a lawyer Mocha reposts “bakit si Atty Mans lang ba...

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..80

WELCOME ASEAN DELEGATES NOVEMBER, 2017  GMA met the ASEAN Heads of State at Clark. All were happy to see her free again and was asked, “How did u do it Mdm President?” She replied, “Well, Thanks to Rody and the...

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