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MANILA, Philippines – Senate Majority Leader Vicente Sotto III said on Thursday, April 26, that he is ready to become the next Senate president if his colleagues vest him with the responsibility.

“I’m open to that if they offer it or they will give it to me. Sino naman ako para tumanggi?(Who am I to refuse),” he said at the weekly Kapihan sa Senado, in response to questions.

When asked if Senate President Aquilino Pimentel III would step down once he files his certificate of candidacy for the 2019 elections, Sotto said the discussions that took place were “something to that effect.”

Sotto also said some of his fellow senators asked him to become Senate president at the start of the 17th Congress. However, they decided it was best to have someone from the same political party as President Rodrigo Duterte.(RAPPLER, April 26, 2018)

Buong Bansa….SENATE BULAGA!

APO HIKING SOCIETY looms as a more credible Opposition than the Liberal Party…..

“Mula Aparri hanggang Jolo

mga Pilipino, estupido.

Isang libot’ isang tuwa.

Buong bansa, na Bulaga!…..Byron Villegas

From Tiaong Quezon, Vic Sotto is running for Congress in 2019 to slug it out with Speaker Panty; Joey de Leon is being wooed by Sara’s HUGPONG ONE-BALL as his Presidential bet in 2022; and Tito Sotto cozies himself up as Senate Prexy. Op kurz we’re not being renamed Pepsilippines….

Still on Quo Warranto…..

SC Justices de Castro Tijam Bersamin Jardeleza Martires and Peralta died. St Peter called Satan if he has a resident lawyer to spare. Satan asked why he needs a lawyer. St Peter replied, “it’s for both of our own sake, partner. Your lawyer has to draft an UNDERTAKING that once these Justices reach our respective gates they won’t oust us as gatekeepers via QUO WARRANTO”

New DoTourism Secretary Berna Romulo-Puyat

Berna Puyat, a widow found the bachelor Cesar charming. “Tumaas ang boses ng makita si Cesar!” ‘ika ni Kat de Castro

Berna Puyat wants to revise the ?80M project of Cesar from Carinderia to Bistro

‘Ika ni Mon, “Turô-Turô King pala si Cesar Montano. Turuan na n’ya magTURÔ si Ben kung sino binigyan n’ya ng kumisyon sa PTV4”

Mga putaje sa Carinderia ni Cesar Montano: Nilasing na Brazilian; Sinisid na Sisig; Adobo ni Tulfo

“Yung Quirida n’ya binigyan ng Carinderia may franchise pa…” himutok ni Sunshine

Dahil gustong MAGLUTO ni Cesar Montano itatalaga s’yang COMELEC Chairman ni Rody

DAHIL BIYUDA NA SI LOREN….

Dahil biyuda na si Loren FVR was seen wearing a UNIQLO millennial pants

Dahil biyuda na si Loren Gob Leviste sends flowers and begs for second chance. “Mas mahaba….ang buhay ko Love” the Gob says

Rody is all praises to the late SAJA because he carries well his affairs to the halls of the Senate….with aplomb…

Dahil biyuda na si Loren Pinahahanap ni Rody para gawing YAYA kung day-off si Bong

Dahil biyuda na si Loren babalik na sa Senate sina JPE Nene at Tito Guingona

Dahil uso ngaun ang Bisaya iboboto kong Senador si AMAY…

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HUGPONG NG MGA GUAPO

Playbook of Tony Boy: 1. Join Hugpong; 2. Undermine Alvarez; 3. Unseat the Speaker by dangling super pork to Congressmen; 4. Bankroll Mrs Alvarez to oppose Mr Alvarez in 2019 congressional elections in Tagum/Davao del Norte; 5. Lobby appointment of friendly Sandiganbayan justices; 6. Convince Sara to run for Congress in 2019 and install her as Speaker in 2019-2022; 7. Nominate Sara as Presidential bet of Hugpong in 2022; 8. Convince Bong Go to run for Senator and replace Koko as Senate President; 9. Reunite with Margie Moran and live happily ever after…

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ang babae sa dokil ng jeep

Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN….

Mocha is a modern day LADY from MAGDALA that a vaunted oldest Catholiic University wants to lynch. Mabuhay ka Henry Tenedero!

Malacañang, gf ang nagpapatakbo HOUSE, gf din nagpapatakbo Pati pala PCSO gf ang nagpapatakbo Pero sa SENATE bf nagpapatakbo

“Eh anu ngaun kung nasa NAGA ang Mayon? Di ba nasa Welcome Rotunda rin?” Ma’am Mocha

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Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan…. sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping….

Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan…mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor Managers….

Leila: MALACANANG-Kapulungan ng mga Maligno….at Studio ng Special Effects at SELFIES….

Sereno: COMMITTEE ON JUSTICE-Kapulungan ng mga Comedian

Rody: ABS-CBN-Kapulungan ng mga Balimbing…Failon, Taberna, Kabayan mawawalan na ng microfon dahil wala ng prankisa ang Ch 2 TANG @#$ nyo!!!

Teresita de Castro: SUPREME COURT-Kapulungan ng mga Chismoso’t Chismosa at INGGITERA….at mga ULYANIN.

Sandra: PCSO-Tanggapan ng Jueteng

Faeldon: BUREAU OF CUSTOMS-Tanggapan ni Polong at Atty Mans

Trillanes: DAVAO CITY-Tanggapan ng mga SARA-ulo

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