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Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN….
Mocha is a modern day LADY from MAGDALA that a vaunted oldest Catholiic University wants to lynch. Mabuhay ka Henry Tenedero!
Malacañang, gf ang nagpapatakbo HOUSE, gf din nagpapatakbo Pati pala PCSO gf ang nagpapatakbo Pero sa SENATE bf nagpapatakbo
“Eh anu ngaun kung nasa NAGA ang Mayon? Di ba nasa Welcome Rotunda rin?” Ma’am Mocha
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Eat your hearts out HONYLET SHARON NANCY BINAY MOMI DI and KRISS!!!
Mocha is the Lady from Magdala whom a Catholic University wants to lynch
CHED’s Licuanan resigned because 1000 Colleges and Universities will confer Doctorates on the PCOO bigshot
Mocha will grace the USTAA awards night in her birthday suit….
UP and Ateneo will confer on Mocha PhD in Physex….
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Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan…. sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping….
Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan…mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor Managers….
Leila: MALACANANG-Kapulungan ng mga Maligno….at Studio ng Special Effects at SELFIES….
Sereno: COMMITTEE ON JUSTICE-Kapulungan ng mga Comedian
Rody: ABS-CBN-Kapulungan ng mga Balimbing…Failon, Taberna, Kabayan mawawalan na ng microfon dahil wala ng prankisa ang Ch 2 TANG @#$ nyo!!!
Teresita de Castro: SUPREME COURT-Kapulungan ng mga Chismoso’t Chismosa at INGGITERA….at mga ULYANIN.
Sandra: PCSO-Tanggapan ng Jueteng
Faeldon: BUREAU OF CUSTOMS-Tanggapan ni Polong at Atty Mans
Trillanes: DAVAO CITY-Tanggapan ng mga SARA-ulo
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PNoy and Kris, Rody and Polong, Erap and Jinggoy went on a cruise. While on Leisure Deck, PNoy ordered cotton candy. After one bite, Kris grabbed the confectionery and threw it overboard. Rody and Erap, surprised, asked why. Kris replied, “we have lots of sugar centrals in Tarlac!” Rody asked Polong to bring him a tooter a foil and a lighter. Getting wind of what his father wants, Polong brought a kilo of shabu. Rody grabbed the rock and jettisoned it overboard. Erap aghast, asked Rody why he did it. Polong answered, “we have tons of it in Davao.”
Erap kicked Jinggoy overboard….
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3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who’s the best Presidential Doter:
Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc
Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao
Ghost 3-Kris, for sending pics to her lovers where to meet tonight: Heroes Hall for Robin Padilla; Presidential Study for Richard Gomez; Grand Staircase for James; Palace CR for Tsong…
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In Hell new entrants are welcomed by their victims. Hitler expectedly was met by an applauding 6M Jews. Rody was warmly embraced by 13k salvage victims. Nobody welcomed PNoy. Rody was aghast. “Marami ring atraso yan ah! Bakit wala sumalubong?” Satan replied, “‘di pa sumisipa ung DENGVAXIA Àmong Tunay…”
Rody’s DOH declares Dengvaxia as an illegal drug. “MatuTOKHANG ba ang umorder nito?” asks Polong
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Bong on plunder: It’s Janet, not me “If the Sandiganbayan bought this, JPE JINGGOY GRINGO BONGBONG and 100 congressmen are off the hook.’ Titong Mendoza was heard saying
Sotto files cyberlibel suit vs blogger The Blogger posts that this libel suit will show whether Tito Escalera is a xerox machine
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MOCHA AS SOLICITOR GENERAL
With a looming drug deal case filed against him Taguba says he’ll get Atty Mocha Uson’s services
Asked why she wants to be a lawyer Mocha reposts “bakit si Atty Mans lang ba ang may karapatang kumita?”
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