DUTERTE’S a joke…..89

HUGPONG NG MGA GUAPO

Playbook of Tony Boy: 1. Join Hugpong; 2. Undermine Alvarez; 3. Unseat the Speaker by dangling super pork to Congressmen; 4. Bankroll Mrs Alvarez to oppose Mr Alvarez in 2019 congressional elections in Tagum/Davao del Norte; 5. Lobby appointment of friendly Sandiganbayan justices; 6. Convince Sara to run for Congress in 2019 and install her as Speaker in 2019-2022; 7. Nominate Sara as Presidential bet of Hugpong in 2022; 8. Convince Bong Go to run for Senator and replace Koko as Senate President; 9. Reunite with Margie Moran and live happily ever after…

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..88

ang babae sa dokil ng jeep

Mahirap daw ang Mahirap. Pag bumili ng GAAS may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Bagoong may TRAIN; pag bumili ng Empy may TRAIN; pag bumili ng pulutan may TRAIN; pag sumakay ng TRAIN walang TRAIN….

Mocha is a modern day LADY from MAGDALA that a vaunted oldest Catholiic University wants to lynch. Mabuhay ka Henry Tenedero!

Malacañang, gf ang nagpapatakbo HOUSE, gf din nagpapatakbo Pati pala PCSO gf ang nagpapatakbo Pero sa SENATE bf nagpapatakbo

“Eh anu ngaun kung nasa NAGA ang Mayon? Di ba nasa Welcome Rotunda rin?” Ma’am Mocha

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DUTERTE’S a joke…..86

Speaker: SENATE-Mabagal na Kapulungan…. sa daming itinambak na semento ni Ping….

Ping: HOUSE-Mabilis na Kapulungan…mabilis sa advance SOP dahil maraming sinusustentuhan ang Speaker, Majority at Minority Floor Managers….

Leila: MALACANANG-Kapulungan ng mga Maligno….at Studio ng Special Effects at SELFIES….

Sereno: COMMITTEE ON JUSTICE-Kapulungan ng mga Comedian

Rody: ABS-CBN-Kapulungan ng mga Balimbing…Failon, Taberna, Kabayan mawawalan na ng microfon dahil wala ng prankisa ang Ch 2 TANG @#$ nyo!!!

Teresita de Castro: SUPREME COURT-Kapulungan ng mga Chismoso’t Chismosa at INGGITERA….at mga ULYANIN.

Sandra: PCSO-Tanggapan ng Jueteng

Faeldon: BUREAU OF CUSTOMS-Tanggapan ni Polong at Atty Mans

Trillanes: DAVAO CITY-Tanggapan ng mga SARA-ulo

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PNoy and Kris, Rody and Polong, Erap and Jinggoy went on a cruise. While on Leisure Deck, PNoy ordered cotton candy. After one bite, Kris grabbed the confectionery and threw it overboard. Rody and Erap, surprised, asked why. Kris replied, “we have lots of sugar centrals in Tarlac!” Rody asked Polong to bring him a tooter a foil and a lighter. Getting wind of what his father wants, Polong brought a kilo of shabu. Rody grabbed the rock and jettisoned it overboard. Erap aghast, asked Rody why he did it. Polong answered, “we have tons of it in Davao.”

Erap kicked Jinggoy overboard….

HAPPY 2018!!!

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DUTERTE’S….a joke 84

3 ghosts were heard talking in Malacañang on who’s the best Presidential Doter:

Ghost 1-Imee, becoz she used her fotoshoot to seduce Tommy Manotoc

Ghost 2-Isabelle, for donning the best Ukay from Davao

Ghost 3-Kris, for sending pics to her lovers where to meet tonight: Heroes Hall for Robin Padilla; Presidential Study for Richard Gomez; Grand Staircase for James; Palace CR for Tsong…

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