DUTERTE’S A JOKE….71

ON SANDIGANBAYAN’S GRANT OF BAIL TO JINGGOY ESTRADA

Rody: Kmusta nmn c Leila?
Jinggoy: Bahala n c Bong s kanya
Rody: Mahilig s pangit un kaya kta pnalabas
Jinggoy: Sino c Leila?
Rody: Gago k pala eh Eh d c Bong cno p b?
Erap: (To Jinggoy) ‘Wag k ng makipagtalo Alam ng lahat d kta kamukha ‘tangina mo!
Jinggoy: Mukhang may nakareserve s
Quarters ko?
PNoy: (Sumabat) Oy wag nyo akong pagusapan ha? Pagbalik ng Yellow shoot s balde Polong ehe c Vitaliano pala!

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DUTERTE’S A JOKE…..68

Faeldon: I asked my fianceé and she said it’s ok to release the drugs, Ur Honors…..
Alvarez: But wait, my kabit says otherwise…
Fariñas: Look let’s settle this gentlemen I go call my jowa who between u has the korek opinion….
Harry Roqwe: (to his aide) Tawagan mo nga boy friend ko Tanung mo kung anu input nya….at anu…sabihin mo maligo na sya kamo May dala ako tawas courtesy ng PDEA
Atty Anderson: (to Faeldon) Boss Tawag daw po kau sa Malacañang May sasabihin daw po si Honeylet….

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