“Ako lang ang MILLENNIAL sa Duterte Cabinet….” SAL PANELO
ATTY MANS CARPIO – THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWYER
Why is Atty Mans expensive? a) He graduated Summa cl b) He topped the Bar c) He is a famed litigator d) He is Rody’s manugang
Janet Napoles asked Atty Mans how much is his representation? That first query costs her LVs and a box of HERMÈS
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ON WAR IN MARAWI
“We have no US-made PATRIOT ANTI-MISSILE. Magdasal na lang tau na hindi mahulog ung NOKOR missile patungo Guam”-Sec Lorenzana
Nagpadala CHINA ng anti-missile nila–KWITIS…
KIM JONG UN to TRUMP, “Don’t worry Sir. Consider it as just a SPEEDING MISSILE!”
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Faeldon: I asked my fianceé and she said it’s ok to release the drugs, Ur Honors…..
Alvarez: But wait, my kabit says otherwise…
Fariñas: Look let’s settle this gentlemen I go call my jowa who between u has the korek opinion….
Harry Roqwe: (to his aide) Tawagan mo nga boy friend ko Tanung mo kung anu input nya….at anu…sabihin mo maligo na sya kamo May dala ako tawas courtesy ng PDEA
Atty Anderson: (to Faeldon) Boss Tawag daw po kau sa Malacañang May sasabihin daw po si Honeylet….
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Q-Kung si Speaker ay miembro ng MANOBO Tribe anong Tribe naman kasapi ang mga miembro ng Kongreso?
A-DOROBO TRIBE Byron Villegas
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Ferdinand Marcos, who thought of himself as a legal wizard, convened a nationwide Citizens’ Assembly purposely to ratify his Constitution.
The old Constitution has the ratification mechanism which Marcos sidestepped. Under the pretext that resort to electoral ratification via the ballot is fraught with peril, given the countryside rebellion whereof he capitalized in his declaration of Martial Law, the best substantial compliance of popular consultancy is thru his brainchild, the Citizens’ Assembly.
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Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you’ve got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE
Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES…in deference to Rody’s wishes…
Kapag LOVERS’ ANNV nila ni HONEYLET maaga magising si Rody para mag FLAG CEREMONY….
Sa mga nagpaANNUL, iniwan/nangiwan, naviewdo/naviewda:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
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Nakalusot ANG TERRORIST, kaya sa reopening bago na pangalan: PALUSOTS WORLD MANILA
Bato Dela Rosa: I’m no psychotic. My Boss is!
UP denies it has an engineering alumnus named ISNILON ESPERON
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“Kaya palpak Martial Law ni Marcos kc walang ‘rape jokes'”….PALACE
Sa Ilocos Norte, may Monarchy. Si Fariñas ang Hari at si Imee ang Princesa. Si Imelda ang Reyna. Si Bongbong may protesta
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