DUTERTE’S a joke….78

So what if Norman Black called a TO at 30sec remaining?Eh si Rody nga hingi ng hingi ng extension? Mabuhay ka TIM CONE!

 

Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas yesterday denied that there is a rift between him and Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez. “Ok lang kung mas marami GF si Speaker kesa sa akin..” Rudy quips. ” Actually it’s the President who keeps tabs of our score…” he adds

While in BICOL addressing PISTON “Nung Mayor ako nakikiusap ako sa inyo. Bakit? Dahil sa BUTÔ nyo!”

 

RODY taps JINGGOY as SUPPLIER to appease PISTON “Sabi ko JEEP NI ERAP ang ipapalit” the President says

 

British man hides in the woods for 10 years to escape wife’s nagging-BBC Congressmen and their Speaker hide their credit cards from their girlfriends….

 

Legend Sonny Jaworski graces Game 2 of PBA Finals “Prepesterous!” I muttered spontaneously

 

Legend Francis Arnaiz graces Game 2 of PBA Finals “TOROTOT!” I heard a guy in his 60s heckled the MICAA great

 

Cyberlibel is on the rise and bloggers are on the run while sexual harassment is decriminalized

 

Harvey Weinstein is in good company if he’s in PH

 

Rody and his sidekick Speaker Alvarez want to compare notes with Harvey Weinstein

 

Harvey Weinstein will soon take his oath as PDP-Laban b4 Speaker Alvarez

 

Larry Flint on the other hand has second thoughts joining TINDIG PILIPINAS…

‘I will work harder,’ promises Alvarez after survey slump. “Maka-isa ka man lang sana..” ika ni No. 2

 

Wig-wearing ‘riding-in-tandem’ killers unmasked as policemen-NEWS “One of them is the top mop at the DoJ” Leila muses

 

Only 3 in 10 Filipinos trust, approve of Alvarez – Pulse Asia “His Nos. 2, 3 at 4 are the 3 Filipinos who trust him” his wife says

 

SWS-DILAWAN “42% TRUST RATING”

PULSE ASIA-DDS “87% TRUST RATING”

 

Sara Duterte to Trillanes: ‘Show your balls….err BALL’

 

Sara Duterte to Trillanes: ‘Show your balls’-“She seems to be unhappy with her husband’s…

RONNIE is all BALLS, you know….” Leila giggles

 

P40B MIGHTY settlement in exchange of dropping TAX CRIMINAL RAPS earned Atty. Mans 5% Atty’s fees-statistically Rody

 

P6.4B worth of SHABU cleared at Customs-“statistical improbability”

18% Trust Rating Dip-“statistical improbability”

P1000 missing from P50M bribe-“statistical improbability”

 

 

Mayor Sara is a certified Sharon-Gabby fan. Kaya Kiko sori ka na lang kasi ngayon Risa-Kiko ka na pala.

 

Alvarez: I don’t work for Duterte “Eh ganun din sinabi ni Sereno at Conchita Bakit sila sinisipa?” ika ni Leila

 

“I don’t work for the President although Bong Go made me Speaker” Alvarez says

 

“If ever we have an IQ TEST with Trump on his PH visit, pwede ba iPROXY ko si Vit Aguirre?” Rody says

 

2 MORONS meet in MANILA in Nov ’17 ASEAN confab Expect a contest of IQ TESTS

 

“Pitpitin mo man ang YAGBALLS mo ‘di mo mababago isip ng 16M” ika ko

 

Gloria blames ‘vicious opposition’ for Duterte’s slump, recalls own doldrums. “‘Di ko pa bawi puhunan ko kay Rody…” GMA rues

 

John Lloyd is a fugitive from justice after snatching Ellen Adarna from TeBats

 

Monica Lewinsky Is Tired Of Being ‘The Punchline’ Of Online Jokes And so is Mocha

 

Supreme Court’s 9-6 ruling keeps De Lima in jail “Rody has SUPER MAJORITY in SC CONGRESS and the DRUG INDUSTRY” Mocha quips

 

Ex-BI officials in Jack Lam bribery avoid plunder with missing P1,000 Asked why by Drilon Sec Aguirre said “tip sa waiter sa City of Dreams”

 

Gordon’s panel: Aguirre’s attitude over BOC case ‘unbecoming’ of a Justice secretary-Inquirer

SAVE RODY FIRE AGUIRRE!

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