DUTERTE’S a joke…..77

Kapag BOLERO ka 100% Trust rating mo……..sa Davao

 

Bumaba popularity rating ni Rody; tumaas naman ATTY’S FEES ni Atty Mans

Kapag malalaki ang butas ng ILONG…..si PANCHITO un

 

ZERO EKJ-Andanar “FREAK NEWS”

 

“ANTI-FAKE NEWS BILL? I’LL VETO IT!” Rody declares. Asked why, he answered “eh sino ba promotor nyan?”

 

Bagsak Foreign Investment. Mukhang tama si AGOT ISIDRO ah…”Kung gusto mo magutom, ikaw na lang!”

 

A refresher from Agot Isidro: “Unang-una, walang umaaway sa iyo. As a matter of fact, ikaw ang nang-aaway. Pangalawa, yung bansa Kung saan ka inuluklok ng 16 million out of 100+ million people ay Third World. Kung makapagsalita ka parang superpower and pilipinas eh. At excuse me, ayaw namin magutom. Mag-isa ka na Lang. wag kang mandamay. Hindi na nga nakakain ang nakararami, gugutumin mo pa lalo,” she wrote.

Isidro also wrote: “May kilala along psychiatrist. Patingin ka. Hindi ka bipolar. You are a psychopath.”

 

“Bagsak rating? Dapat tanungin ung 16M isa-isa!” ika ni Sandra Cam

 

The HOUSE knows they have no qualified prosecutors. Expect the dismissal of impeach raps vs Sereno and Conchita

 

HOUSE dilemma: No competent lawyers as prosecutors. RUDY FARINAS can’t be field general and prosecutor at the same time unless a good DAP is on the table.

 

WASHINGTON SYCIP dies at 96 while on a plane enroute to New York.

Seated between Bobby Ongpin and Ramon Ang in his last event, Wash Sycip said “I felt like Jesus Christ at crucifixion…”

 

SEKYU ‘di pinapasok si XANDER FORD sa ABS-CBN gate hanggat ‘di nakikita ang mga tuhod ni Xander

 

In fairness to Rody, he arm-twisted Mighty and PAL to cough out P40B and P6B for unpaid taxes. FVR sold Fort Bonifacio for P4.5B

 

When asked why he wants CJ SERENO and CONCHITA impeached, Rody replied, “BRENDA rin kasi”

 

CJ Sereno is thankful to being impeached. She has lost weight lately.

 

Mandy Anderson, sans wig, makes a fantastic Secretary of Justice

 

Rody is the quintessential FASCIST. “Ano daw? Fuck Shit?” tanong ni Martin Dino

 

Rody said the LP and the communist rebels were reuniting to remove him from the presidency. Ninoy Aquino-Dante Buscayno sequel? MARTIAL LAW IN SEPTEMBER 21, 2019.

 

Rody as Taxman: He collected P40B from Mighty and P6B from Lucio Tan. Prieto/SUNVAR has yet to disclose how much it paid to Rody. Atty Mans Carpio is the happiest broker in town.

 

To the PUNDITS: Don’t over-analyze Rody He’s just taking us for a ride

 

 

 

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