DUTERTE’S A JOKE…..68

Faeldon: I asked my fianceé and she said it’s ok to release the drugs, Ur Honors…..
Alvarez: But wait, my kabit says otherwise…
Fariñas: Look let’s settle this gentlemen I go call my jowa who between u has the korek opinion….
Harry Roqwe: (to his aide) Tawagan mo nga boy friend ko Tanung mo kung anu input nya….at anu…sabihin mo maligo na sya kamo May dala ako tawas courtesy ng PDEA
Atty Anderson: (to Faeldon) Boss Tawag daw po kau sa Malacañang May sasabihin daw po si Honeylet….

 

“Speaker Alvarez has IMBECILE DYSFUNCTION!” Atty. Mandy Anderson

 

Faeldon’s chief of staff grilled for calling Alvarez an ‘imbecile’. She’s just being candid. She called a “Speaker a Speaker”

 

“O ‘Tang Ina new mga IMBECILE Nakatagpo kau ng KATAPAT!” an anonymous BoC employee fumed

 

“The EMPEROR is IMBECILE” – a young lawyer at Customs

 

“Pakilala mo ako kay Mandy, ‘di kita sisibakin…” ika ni Rody kay MaELdin

 

‘Kung laging BROWNOUT sa Quezon gaya ng OZAMIZ Baka maubos ang mga Mayor dito…” a Quezon resident sighs.

 

“Kung ‘Mr Palusot’ si CJ Corona ‘Mr Nagpalusot’ naman si BoC Comm Faeldon” ika ni Rudy ‘Mr Nanulot’ Fariñas

 

“PinaHINOG ng isang taon Kapipitas lang ngayon” ON THE MURDER OF OZAMIS MAYOR REY PAROJINOG

 

D5?JB Sebastian

Vit?Atong

Rody?D5

Fariñas?Imee

 

Bongbong fully pays P66M in poll protest vs Robredo. “Kaya pala nwawala ung P66.5M na Tobacco Excise Tax” Fariñas said

 

Fariñas invites Imee Marcos for face-off-News “Biudo nmn ako, single nmn sya. Pwede nmn kme magkatuluyan…” Fariñas said

 

“Rudy, maghanap ka na ng Condo kung saan sya itutulak..” Speaker Alvarez advised his buddy.

 

Nagseselos si Rody sa New Luv Team sa Congress: Imee Marcos-Rudy Fariñas

 

Ung P66.5M Tobacco Excise Tax ang AMBAG ni IMEE sa campaign kitty ni RODY.

 

Marcos vs Fariñas: Away ng TRIBU KURAKOT vs TRIBU KULIMBAT. Dapat may Sports Club din sila-PBA (Plunderers Boxing Association)

 

“Crush ni Fariñas si Imee noong araw pa. Mahilig sa Papaya si Cong…Look at Vivian V…” ika ni Chavit

 

With the likes of Mocha Aguirre Alvarez Sandra around him, Congress declares Rody PERSONA CON GRAPATA!

 

 

“Bob Arum asks PH Congress to declare the people around PACMAN as PERSONAs CON GARAPATAs”-Fariñas reveals

 

Who are the MORONS in Pacquiao’s corner? Who are the MORONS in Rody’s corner? Who are the MORONS in CONGRESS and SC?-Bob Arum

 

“Nova PAROJINOG and DRUG LORD Colanggo are sweethearts” Rody says. What’s the big deal? Drug Lords also fall in love.

 

Is Mayor Parojinog OZAMIZ BIN LADEN?

 

THE GOOD (Bato) THE BAD (Aguirre) and THE POGI (u know who)

 

IN THE WAKE OF OZAMIS MAYOR PAROJINOG’S KILLING, Ung mga SIGA SIGA at PAKUPAL KUPAL na MAYOR ‘di na MAKATULOG

 

Sperm count has fallen by nearly 60 per cent in richer countries-NEWS “Rody, the Speaker and his Congressmen have doubled theirs”

 

Sharon Cuneta shrinks to size ‘medium,’ aims for ‘small’. On the orher hand, Kris aims for a new BF….sized from L to XL

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