DUTERTE’S A JOKE….67

Q-Kung si Speaker ay miembro ng MANOBO Tribe anong Tribe naman kasapi ang mga miembro ng Kongreso?

A-DOROBO TRIBE Byron Villegas

 

Patubo-Tribu ng Usurero
Palasubo-Tribu ni Joey Salceda
Manunuba-Tribu ni Janet Napoles
Napasubo-Tribu ni Leila
Nagpapasubo-Tribu ni Rody
Sumuko-Tribu ni Imee

 

Alvarez defends dissolution of marriage bill, claims he’s a member of Manobo tribe. “Women of this Tribe are called MANONOBO”

 

Kpag nkakakita ng Hot Chicks si Speaker: “Pupunitin ko yan!”

 

The media hasn’t accessed Mocha’s ASSETS as her SALN isn’t available yet at the PCOO. “Gusto new HUBAD na lang ako?” she asks

 

Si Vit, nameke ng kaso Si Rody, nameke ng sakit Si Mocha, nagpa Breast Augmentation

 

Honeylet says Rody’s health is fine-PhilStar. “He can do it twice…one in Summer, and the second is on Rainy Days” she sighs

 

Duterte wants his photos removed from government offices. He thinks he’s better felt than seen.

 

Duterte wants his photos removed from government offices. He doesn’t want people to be reminded of his looks.

 

Rebelyon: REgalo BELYON

 

“Am proud of Rody….except when he deliberately skipped ROTC and swaggered as John Wayne in Marawi” one General said.

 

Sundalo nung FM Martial Law: “Komunista kb?” Suspect: “Drug addict po” Sundalo ng Martial Law ni Rody: “Drug addict kb?” Suspect: “Komunista po!”

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2 soldiers dead, 11 injured as air strike misses target in Marawi-News “Mauubos sundalo AFP kpag inextend Martial Law” ika ni Ping

 

Sonny Trillanes (to MARAWI soldiers): “Ayaw maniwala eh. ‘Kako Oakwood kayo. Lipat sa Manila Pen. Wala airstrikes. Busog pa kayo sa KITCHEN!”

 

“Ping Lacson’s “PUTANG INA!” makes him another plagiarist in the Senate…” Tito Sotto quips

 

Anu? Anyare? Reinstated si Bongbong Marcos as VP? “Utos daw ni Bong Go” sagot ni Bato

 

Aiza Seguerra changed her name to CHARISE PEPENGCO

 

Lola to Jake Zyrus: ‘Babae ka!’

Sus! Si Ted Failon nga, Ted Etong. Si Cesar Montano nga eh Sunshine Cruz. Anu Big Deal dun? Ha?

 

“SORRY FOR MARAWI”…RODRIGO DISASTER

 

What IF after Rody’s Watch the chairs got reversed and The Speaker gets detained, where do you go GAGO?

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