DUTERTE’S A JOKE…64

“Kaya palpak Martial Law ni Marcos kc walang ‘rape jokes'”….PALACE


Sa Ilocos Norte, may Monarchy. Si Fariñas ang Hari at si Imee ang Princesa. Si Imelda ang Reyna. Si Bongbong may protesta


Sa Davao City, 3 Mayor. Si Rody si Sara at si Baste


Sa Makati, 4 ang Mayor: Ung Nanay Ung Tatay Ung Unico Hijo at ung Mister ni Abby.


Not to be outdone, Erap declared Martial Arts in Manila


Where is the signed copy of the proclamation of martial law in Mindanao? askd a reporter. “Naiwan ni Baste sa Hotel sa Russia” replied Rody


Duterte may expand martial law…….to Spratlys and Scarborough Shoal


Kung may Martial Law ba, tuloy pa rin ba

STL /JUETENG?


MAUTERTE…


Mochavich, ASec Uson was addressed, after being conferred an Honorary Russian Citizenship


Speaking in Pilipino in his arrival address, Rody said, “mapalad kayong mga Ruso dahil Putin ang Ama n’yo!”


Bong Go, introducing Putin’s son to Rody, “Anak ni Putin, Sir…”


Duterte to get honorary degree from UP after all—University of Putin


DoJ is peopled by Rody’s Fraternity, LEX VITALIANIS!


Justice Velasco swears in 4k New Lawyers. EJKs 4k so far. By the end of Rody’s term, the SC adds 20k more lawyers. Rule of Law?


Cong. Ruben Ecleo,

Gov. Joel Reyes and

Gen. Palparan, are in high spirits these days.


Sal Panelo launches RODYLEAKS. Not to be outdone Yellows launch MochaSucks and SandraComes


On learning Rody’s wish to have Mongolia n Turkey part of ASEAN, Pacman moves to hv Sarangani part of NCR to be known as NCRangani


42-0 HOUSE COMMITTEE DISMISSES IMPEACHMENT PLEA

RUDY in defense of Rody, did his job the 2nd time around. MABUHAY KA VIVIAN!


Rody needs another ‘talkative woman’ in Cabinet. Sandra, Joey Salceda and Harry Roqwe have forwarded their Resumés.


Atty Barbi Gutierrez vs Atty Rose Rivera


Mga fans ni Rody: Harry Roqwe Joey Salceda Lalaine Petra Cayetano. And now, Atty Rose Rivera


Honeylet launches shortly a new partylist, KABABAIHANG KINAKALABIT. The Speaker Erap Floirendo Moronity Floor Leader Suarez and Fariñas give nod


Kya pala pumasa s SANBEDALAW c Rody dhil ung kodigo nkasulat sa bumbunan ni SANAMAVITZ! Bagyo ung mama ky Rody..


“Tang Ina mo Rody. Parking Lot ang Makati. Sa Davao k dapat nag-ASEAN!”


Torre de Manila reserves its 9th Floor as Justices Suites


 

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