DUTERTE’S A JOKE….63

Gen Bato says that Supt Nobleza admitted to him “magaling magpaputok ung BF nyang Abu”


“Bomber Sweet Lover”….PNP Supt Nobleza


ASEAN heads of state are expected to bring with them Forensic Doctors to make sure no human body parts are mixed in their meals


DoT Sec Tulfo-Teo is expected to meet with Hotel executives to promote Liver Festival in their menus. Ugandan Gourmets ARE coming


Anthony Bourdain wants to try Rody’s Kilawing Atay with suka and toyo


On “I eat YOUR liver” quip, Idi Amin accused Rody of plagiarism


Putin promised to turn over the Guided Cruise Missile Carrier VARYAG to PH. Rody christens it BAYAG…”to symbolize Tapang”


Gina Lopez: I love the NPA. “She’s referring to Joma, a Non-Performing Asset” Rody quips


Elon Musk Just Outlined How He’ll Merge The Human Brain and AI. And Rody lives forever


Plano ni Sandra, tanggapin muna ni Rody ung UP Honorary Churvah. At ‘pag nasa stage na, ibalibag at magmura, “inyo na yan, mga Ulol!”


On Rody’s rejection of UP’s offer, the State U braces fund drought. “Gutom kau mga Putang Ina n’yo” Vit Aguirre says


On Rody’s nixing UP Honor Degree, Dr Lucio Tan plans to return his to UE. “Ok na tawak akyen Kapitan…”


UE NU FEU offer Rody Doctorates, Ex-Deal sa Tax Rebates


Rody was heckled no end by the UP alumni while receiving his Doctor of Laws. “Putang ina nyo, hiningi ko ba’to?”


SanBeda confers Doctors of Loss to Vit Aguirre Al Argosino Mike Robles for losing Jack Lam’s 50M!


Dr Lucio Tan, on hearing UP’s controversial conferment on Rody, “UE na lang. No problem!”


UP BoR creates a new honorary degree for Rody: Doctor of Profanities


Rody wants to sell Islets to China. Amb. Del Rosario disagrees. “Benta ko sa China, tapos occupy ng Kadamay…” Rody says


 

 

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