DUTERTE’S a joke….52

spo3-ricky-sta-isabel-bato-011317“Regarding the murdered Korean businessman, the President will not tolerate any police abuse. All these police scalawags will be dealt with and prosecuted to the fullest under the law,” Sal Panelo told reporters in an ambush interview on Friday.

What’s the difference between Marvin Marcos and SPO3 Sta Isabel?

Wala. Pareho silang parak.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863983/panelo-cops-in-koreans-slay-will-pay


Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez on Friday asked Director General Ronald “Bato” Dela Rosa to quit his post as chief of the Philippine National Police (PNP) to save President Rodrigo Duterte from further embarrassment following the murder of a South Korean businessman at Camp Crame.

For passing just one law in 6 months, this Speaker should instead be appointed House Floor Manager.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/864078/speaker-to-bato-quit-youve-lost-polices-respect


TRILLANES CAYETANOSenator Alan Peter Cayetano posed a challenge on Friday to Senator Antonio Trillanes IV: Let’s resign from the Senate together.

Looks like Sonny Trillanes is out collecting foes: first, JPE, “Mandarambong ng Cagayan”; second, Jojo Binay, “Mangungulimbat ng Makati”; third, Migz, “Mandaraya ng Bukidnon”; fourth, Rody, “Manganganay ng Davao”; fifth, Dick, “Majadera ng Olongapo”; at ngayon si Allan Peter, “Tisay ng Taguig.”

“Ano ung Manganganay?” asked Leni? “Kilabot ng mga Nanay (na may asim pa). Kaya ingat ka VP” sagot ni Salvador Panelo.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863939/cayetano-dares-trillanes-lets-resign-together


aiza titoAsked if he was offended by Aiza Seguerra’s remarks, Tito Sotto said: “Hindi naman. Baka nakalimutan na nya kung saan sya galing siguro. Mas nanaig sa kanya yun pagka bagitong politiko.”

“Away ng isang pusakal na PLAGIARISTA at walang utang na loob na GUITARISTA.” ‘ika ni Lolit Solis. Dagdag pa n’ya, “Pagdating ng Panahon, makakabuntis ka rin Aiza…”

“Wish mo ba say, nagko-condom si Aiza?” tanong ni Joebert Sukadine.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863646/tito-sotto-lumps-aiza-seguerra-with-fledgling-politicians


“If I have my way, papatayin ko kayong mga pulis kayo (I will kill the policemen involved). But I cannot do it,” Gen Bato de la Rosa said.

True to form, Trump’s Transition Team called up PH Police Chief to belt out the popular Frank Sinatra ballad, “MY WAY” in the 45th US President’s Inauguration today.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863683/i-want-to-melt-in-shame-bato


The head of Hanjin executive Jee Ick Joo was covered with a packaging tape and then strangled while inside Camp Crame, the headquarters of the Philippine National Police (PNP), a Department of Justice (DOJ) resolution revealed.

“Nanlaban,Sir. Naubusan lang kami ng .38 de bolang paltik. Kasalanan yan, Sir, ng Supplier ng PNP ng PALTIK sa Danao. Dapat imbestigahan yan ni Dick kung may anomalya sa kontrata ng Paltik, Sir.” SPO3 Sta. Isabel told Gen. Bato.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863628/korean-businessman-killed-inside-pnp-headquarters


President Rodrigo Duterte on Thursday wondered why the military’s air assets were not utilized during the Mamasapano encounter in 2015.

Because Kris Aquino was using them.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/863742/duterte-why-were-air-assets-not-used-in-mamasapano


Eating spicy food can prolong life—study

The Bicolana in Leni may outlast Rody. “Not so fast.” Mocha protested. “How’d u know that his kind of ‘sashimi’ isn’t spicy?” she added.

http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/251209/eating-spicy-food-can-prolong-life-study/


Chavit Singson, napagkamalang si Duterte-HEADLINE

Rody, napagkamalang si Matobato
Vit Aguirre napagkamalang Balbon
Gen Bato napagkamalang si Aguirre
Drilon napagkamalang Lechon
Mocha napagkamalang Doncella
Gordon napagkamalang Dick
Ping Lacson napagkamalan.
Koko Pimentel napagkamalan din.
Harry Roque, Confirmed.
Joey Salceda, Positive.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/video/classified-odd/01/16/17/chavit-singson-napagkamalang-si-duterte


MANILA, Philippines – Voting 14-7, the Senate on Monday, January 16, stopped Senator Antonio Trillanes IV from leading the probe into the Bureau of Immigration, including the proposal to reorganize the agency.

It’s getting expensive for Jack Lam to do business in PH. First, the BI skimmed P50M from him. Now, 14 Senators have their own version of DAP shielding BI from the prying eyes of Drilon Abad and PNoy: DUTERTE AGUIRRE and PIMENTEL.

http://www.rappler.com/nation/158540-senate-removes-trillanes-probe-bureau-of-immigration


GUIDONIA, Italy — Pope Francis admitted on Sunday to sometimes having “darkness” cloud his own faith, while warning against “Christian parrots” who pay lip service to the church without acting on its values.

“Has he joined the IGLESIA NI RODY?” Mocha asked.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/862532/pope-admits-to-darkness-in-own-faith


National Enquirer Paid to Suppress Story of Donald Trump Cheating on Melania: Report

REMATE has clinched several stories on Rody cheating on Honeylet but was warned that its circulation would tank if they get published. “Walang cuentang cuento.” ‘ika ni Mocha. “Eh anu, kasi?” she added.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/11/national-enquirer-paid-to-kill-trump-affair-story-report.html


When asked who will inherit the license, Cory Quirino said, “It will be assigned to someone else, hopefully a friend or associate whom I already introduced to [the Miss World Organization].”

Erap, Chavit and Rudy Fariñas sent word that they are interested. As Pacman is asking his P3B pork, the Trio Los Thunders want to beat the former’s record breaking pork via ther sponsor, the Davao Super Thunder. “Uso na namn ang Davayuki.” Sal Panelo said.

http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/250753/cory-quirino-gives-miss-world-philippines-franchise/


Pacquiao, humihingi ng P3-B pondo para sa kaniyang laban sa Nobyembre-ABS-CBN

Ping Lacson said that this is the “biggest pork on record.”

http://news.abs-cbn.com/video/sports/01/15/17/pacquiao-humihingi-ng-p3-b-pondo-para-sa-kaniyang-laban-sa-nobyembre


 

 

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