DUTERTE’S a joke….48

farinas-alvarezCha-cha is now dangerous–Lagman

And so is TANGO….'”tang ina na gago pa!”

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/856571/cha-cha-is-now-dangerous-lagman


CamSur gov promises lechon in exchange for evacuation

“Ngaun lang kami nkakita na nagdadasal ng bagyo ang mga taga rito hanggang New Year at Valentine’s Day” a DSWD personnel said.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/24/16/camsur-gov-promises-lechon-in-exchange-for-evacuation


“Tinext ako ni Gen. Sombero habang nagfa-file sa Ombudsman. Sinabi sa akin ni Gen. Sombero, ‘Secretary, I am willing to cooperate. Please give me instruction,’” Sec Vit Aguirre said in an interview on DZMM.

“Noong kausap ko sila ni Jack Lam, tinanung ko si Wally kung Sombrero ba apelyido n’ya? Ang sagot ba nmn ng Gago eh ‘nakasombrero ka ba, Secretary?’ Kaya nagnegative usap namin” Aguirre explained.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/23/16/aguirre-to-sombero-do-the-right-thing


Mga SABI-SABI

Sabi nina Al Argosino at Mike Robles (na mga abogado), may entrapment cla kay Jack Lam

Sabi nmn ni BI Comm Morente, Calima at Sombero (na puro Parak), may entrapment cla kna Argosino at Robles

mocha-flag-tattooSabi nmn ni Sec Aguirre (na naka-wig), inalok sya ni Jack Lam at Sombero ng P100M bago nangyari na mabulgar ung P50M.

Sabi ni Rody (na Pretty Boy Playboy), papatayin nya CORRUPT s administrasyon nya.

C Mocha (na wala ako masabi), wala SINABI dto. Dedma lang. Nang tanungin, ang SABI, “busy ako kay Rody!”


Medications used by

Duterte: Fentanyl
PNoy: Fampa El
Leila: Fanty Nil


MMDA: Edsa travel time cut by nearly half hour

From four hours to three and a half!

MMDA Chair Tom Orbos attributed the improvement in traffic to the various traffic-reduction schemes, including the dismantling of Mocha Uson’s billboard (Byron Villegas)

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/856032/mmda-edsa-travel-time-cut-by-nearly-half-hour


“The Cabinet should seriously consider declaring him unfit to perform the duties of the President and relay such opinion to Congress, in order to save this nation once and for all from the ramblings of a madman,” Leila de Lima said.

The President shot back, “tell the Senate to save itself from a Fanty Nil User.”

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/856166/de-lima-to-cabinet-save-nation-from-a-madman


Security guard admits shooting 2 lawyers for blocking driveway

“Endangered species na mga abogado dito sa ‘Pinas. Una, ‘pag Drug Lawyer ka. Second, ‘pag wrong parking ka.” ‘ika ko.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/855995/security-guard-admits-to-shooting-2-lawyers-for-blocking-driveway


 

 

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