DUTERTE’S a joke….45

fm“Senator Grace Poe on Wednesday said her family has no plans of transferring the remains of her father, the late actor and presidential bet Fernando Poe Jr, to the Libingan ng Mga Bayani.”

“Sa dami nga namang napatay na Japanese at Sindikato ni Da King eh dapat talagang ilibing s’ya jan sa LNMB.” ‘ika ni Cristy Fermin.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/14/16/no-transfer-of-fpjs-remains-to-heroes-cemetery-poe


“BI Commissioners Al Agosino and Michael Robles claimed that they only had P30 million in their custody, with P2 million going to Sombero as ‘balato’ (goodwill cash) while Calima asked for P18 million supposedly to pay off Inquirer columnist Ramon Tulfo and Sombero.”

“Kaya pala talagang Commission(ers) ang tawag sa kanila. Namimigay ng commission: Pareng Wally, 2M ka rito. Pareng Ramon, 16M ka. Chief Calima, 2M ka. Split na kami sa 30M. Si BMW, US$1M pangako ni Jack. Ok everybody hapi ha?” Al Argosino riposted.


“Gerard Mosquera, Deputy Ombudsman for Luzon, said on Tuesday that the agency needs “honest lawyers” to fill 2,100 vacant posts at the Ombudsman.”

The genus “Honest Lawyers” is not only an oxymoron but mythical creatures like the Phoenix and the Unicorn.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/853414/wanted-100-honest-lawyers


“DTI said the import commodity clearance issued to Manage Resources Trading Corporation was recalled “to ensure that the shipment meets the required laws, rules and standards required for traceability, quality, and safety.” ”

“No, no, no! Jack Lam is not the importer of these steel bars” clarified a ranking DTI underling.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/business/12/13/16/dti-withdraws-certification-of-chinese-steel-bars


“Deputy Commissioners Al Argosino and Michael Robles said of the P50 million, retired police General turned small town lottery expert Wally Sombero got P2 million while Immigration Intelligence Chief Charles Calima got P18 million.”

The two Commissioners, in the verge of tears, conducted a Press Conference announcing that “as a gift to the President” they are filing a corruption complaint versus Jack Lam. “Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng complainant na nalulungkot at walang kaimik- imik sa sulok habang nanghihinayang sa P48M na isosoli nila” Wally Sombero remarked referring to Commissioner Michael Robles.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/853182/2-bi-execs-admit-receiving-p48m-from-jack-lam


“MANILA – House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez on Tuesday denied rumors that he will reprise his role as transportation secretary and pave the way for the rise of Deputy Speaker Gloria Arroyo to the House leadership.”

The new House Speaker sought out Manny Villar on how to endorse The Articles of Impeachment in the guise of leading an opening prayer.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/13/16/gloria-arroyo-to-become-new-house-speaker


“Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II admitted he felt betrayed following the P50-million bribery scandal at the Bureau of Immigration (BI).”

“Down payment ung P50M. US$1M sa Boss nila.” Wally Sombero says.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/853315/aguirre-felt-betrayed-by-2-bi-execs-over-p50m-bribery-scandal


““Sa Mindanao, well, of course, landslide ako pero wala akong, ang governor kaisa-isa lang at dahil siya ay naging kasintahan ko,” he said.

“Matanda na siya ngayon but she was, she became mayor when she was only 27. Ako naman noon 42 lang ako. Batang-bata pa kami. Kagabi, nandoon siya sa Malacanang. Hinila ko sa isang kanto, sabi ko sa bodyguards, ‘oist, umalis kayo diyan, halikan ko lang itong..’ pero hanggang diyan na lang kasi may asawa eh baka mapatay tayo. Ngayon meron na, noon wala.””

“Dati Daisy yan. Naging Betty. Betty-Siete. Tapos, Triny-Singko. Pero ngaun, Sexy. Sexy- one na!” Rody added.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/12/16/watch-duterte-admits-love-at-first-sight-with-mindanao-gov


 

 

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