DUTERTE’S a joke….38

ramos-korena-vetDuring the HOUSE hearing, CongW Baby Arenas of Pangasinan was next in line in fielding pointed questions on Ronnie Dayan dwelling on his romantic relations with the controversial lady senator when her fone rang. It was FVR.

“Quit it,” he said.


Don’t ingest marine catch from Lamon Bay, Quezon Province. They’re laden with Mercury.

Quezon Province is host to two mega COAL POWER PLANTS.


duterte-kissing-fans“Ako palabiro ako eh, pati mga babae na pulis pinaghahampas ko yan, yung pwet ginaganun ko, diyan sa Malacanang pag manit ulo ko, dala ko folder ko, isa ka pa. (I like to joke around. The police women, I spank them on their bottoms in Malacanang if I’m ill-tempered. I get my folder and tell them, you’re part of the problem),” Pres. Duterte said, demonstrating how he spanks them with a folder.

“Kaya yung isang close-in ni Presidente, mag-aasawa na agad kasi kabado BF nung policewoman, baka ‘di makapagpigil sa gigil si Boss Rody” Martin Andanar confesses.

“Delicage, kasi ganun manligaw si Digong sa Davao. Papisil-pisil. Pahampas-hampas. Usisa Siota.” Peter Laviña adds.


stonePhilippine National Police chief Director General Ronald dela Rosa approved the PNP directorate for personnel records and management’s order for the transfer of PO1 Herminio Manalastas and PO1 Jayson Riego. From the National Capital Region Police Office, the rookies were transferred to the PNP-Special Action Force (SAF) effective on Nov. 24, according to PNP spokesperson Senior Supt. Dionardo Carlos.

Kerwin “the Batman” Espinosa urged Gen. Bato to retrain the two ‘yellows’ under Col. Marvin Marcos, Majors Laraga, and Matira of CIDG-Reg 8. The two rookies should sharpen their shooting skills with detainees at 3am, Batman suggested.


Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez on Friday defended the House order compelling Sen. Leila de Lima to explain why she discouraged her driver and ex-lover, Ronnie Dayan, from attending the hearings linking her to the illegal drug trade.

“Disguise a genius….”


Women advocates succeeded in 2004 when Republic Act 9262 or “Anti-Violence against Women and Children Act” was signed on March 8, International Women’s Day.

maria-theresaThis is the “Si Ako, Si Ikaw” Law crafted to penalize marital abuse on women. Cong. Rudy Fariñas cried foul and went to the SC to void the law for being violative of the Equal Protection Clause claiming it should address “spousal abuse” not just on women but equally on henpecked hubbies. Those from IMUS joined the fray. When asked why only IMUS and what do they stand for? “I m Under d Saya.” was the reply. The law was affirmed unanimously by the High Court by saying “the best view is under the saya.” So there there.


 

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