DUTERTE’S a joke….28

espinosa-bato_cnnphThe CCTV HARD DRIVE of the Leyte Provincial Jail was taken by the CIDG-Reg 8 Raiding Team. When asked by Sen. Grace who took it, the Leyte Provincial Jail Warden answered that it was the Chief of the Raiding Team. When asked in turn why they took the HARD DRIVE, the team leader responded, “pinakuha po ni General Bato kasi dumalaw daw po si Sen de Lima kay Mayor Espinosa bago nangyari ang raid. Gagawin daw po ebidensiya sa HOUSE.”

As for the abuses committed during Marcos’ 14-year dictatorship, which saw thousands of people murdered, tortured and jailed and the nation’s coffers looted, President Duterte claimed this “has yet to be proven by a competent court.”

espinosaIn the same manner where Dick Gordon, Chair of the Blue Ribbon concluded in his Report that “there is no evidence presented that the President has a hand on” the 5000 EJK since he assumed the post.

In the same manner where the SC found GMA and JPE innocent of plundering the country.

In the same manner that Elenita Binay was acquitted by the Sandiganbayan of Malversation. “Sa pelikula lang nanalo si FPJ!” exclaimed Salvador Panelo.


trumpWith Donald’s Triumph, PH Duterte’s 16M are vindicated. “Welcome to the Club!” Harvey S Keh tweeted Huma Abedin.


Donald Trump on learning his electoral triumph immediately called PH President Rody Duterte that he can pick up his US VISA anytime he feels like it.


Vice President Leni Robredo on Wednesday called President Rodrigo Duterte’s remarks about her as “inappropriate,” saying such “tasteless” comments should have no place in the society,honeylet-let especially when it comes from the country’s leaders.

“Waray ka raw taste, Boss” Bong Go reported. “Naku, baka magalit si Honeylet…” replied the President.


Britain’s Prince Harry warned the media Tuesday against harassing his American girlfriend, actress Meghan Markle, in a rare statement issued by Kensington Palace.

The statement, which confirms the pair’s relationship for the first time, said that “the past week has seen a line crossed,” and accused the press and social media trolls of sexist and racial abuse.

On the local front, on arrival from KL, the President warned the local media from harassing the VP’s knees……


“Actually nasasanay na ako kay Presidente parati akong nagiging pulutan. Gaya ng sabi niya, parang ano iyon – pabirong pagsabi. Ano naman, medyo nasasanay na ako kay Presidente,” Leni Robredo said in an ambush interview in Tacloban City on Tuesday.

“Nadale na naman tau ni Rody,” Leni’s handlers Bam Aquino and Harvey Keh said. “Baka palitan ang posisyon ni VP from Housing Czar to Media Presidential Interpreter! Naloko na!”

Without the handlers knowing, the VP has engaged the services of MART ANDANAR as Cebuano dialect tutor. “Pag sinabi ni Presidente ‘patyon’ ibig sabihin nun ‘patyon mo sa sarap” Andanar’s initial lessons went.


“It is something that we have been praying for so many, many years and the SC decision to bury my father at the LIBINGAN NG MGA BAYANI is an answered prayer. I think it is a very good development and a very good gift to the country,” Bongbong Marcos said.

CARDINAL Villegas is set to ask God if He is in the best of health right now. “Una, kinausap mo si Rody. Pangalawa, kahit ‘di na Katoliko, pinanalo mo si Pacman. Ngayon, dininig mo at pinagbigyan dasal ng mga Marcos. Ano ba atraka namin sa u, Boss?”


“I don’t care about propriety. All I know is that it’s free.” Gen Bato remarked when asked about his freeloading in Vegas courtesy of Sen. Pacman.

“Hindi nga kau nagtatanong ng “propriety” sa 5000 EJK, eh bakit nanood lang ako ng LIVE boxing nagrereklamo kau?” the general added.


 

 

 

 

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