DUTERTE’S a joke….22

bato-bmw-1The House of Representatives justice committee in a report said it was able to establish that the illicit drug trade at the New Bilibid Prison (NBP) flourished under the watch of then justice secretary now Senator Leila de Lima.

On equal footing, mortuary services flourished right after President Duterte took his oath of office. This industry expects to make a killing in the next six years.


downloadPast revisited, one Pacita Madrigal Warns, a Senate member in the ‘50s, was once linked to the macho President Ramon Magsaysay. Stories had it that they had a love nest at MacArthur’s Suite of the Manila Hotel. One Loren Legarda, another Senate member, right after his divorce from her septuagenarian ex-politician hubby, was linked to a colleague, an Octogenarian Senator. One Lady Senator from Taguig, who is separated, is linked to several young beaus. Risa Hontiveros, a newly minted Senator, a widow, was rumored to be the ex-lover of one closet congressman, an ex-President, and the latter’s security adviser, one after the other. Leila de Lima, the beleaguered ex-DOJ Secretary, and now a sitting Senator is hounded by rumors of sexual liaisons with her drivers, escorts, and bodyguards.

IS THE SENATE A SLUT MACHINE?


goldberg-ambSenators and diplomats on Friday night hosted a farewell dinner for outgoing United States Ambassador to the Philippines Philip Goldberg. The dinner, hosted by Senate President Pro-Tempore Franklin Drilon at the Makati Shangri-la hotel in Makati City, was attended by Senate President Aquilino “Koko” Pimentel III and Senators Paolo Benigno “Bam” Aquino IV, Juan Edgardo “Sonny” Angara and Leila de Lima.

Having downed several bottles of Dom Perignon, Koko and Philip were seen having fun with their version of Pak Pak Ganern to the delight of Frankie, Bambi and Sonia while the Slut danced suggestively to the tune of Twerk It Like Rodey.


Majority Floor Leader Rodolfo Fariñas said Senior Associate Justice Antonio Carpio “spoke out of turn” when he raised the possibility of President Duterte getting impeached if the latter gave up Philippine sovereign claims to the Scarborough Shoal.

“Ano ba yang HOUSE. Dati TURON ang pinaguusapan. Ngayon totyal na. Peach Peach naman ngaun. May mangga naman tayo. Bakit hindi yun ang isuggest?” ‘ ika ni Mommy Di.


Did Obama treat our President like this HECKLER? “Talk to one of my staff.”

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pac-and-nanAt least 22 students of San Pascual Academy (SPA)in San Pascual, Bohol, convulsed, screamed and fainted inside their classrooms, prompting teachers to suspend classes. The village chief of San Pascual, said the mass hysteria happened around 9 a.m. on Wednesday.

In the Senate, a lone lady Senator was equally afflicted: screaming President Rodrigo Duterte an “unfaithful,” “proud” womanizer, convulsing “I am not a slut,” and fainting inside the halls of the Chamber prompting Koko to suspend sessions attributing the spells to “evil spirits.”

When Sen. Pacman saw Nancy Binay glancing at him, he uttered, “wala kasalanan dito si Mommy D.”


Si Dicky Gordon ang bagong TALIPAPA Queen ng Senate. Madakdak pa sa dilang madakdak. Naluma si Voyz Ganda at Girl Abunda.

Dahil Macho ang Presidente, marami na ang coming out of the closet sa Senate HOUSE CABINET Supreme Court at Show Biz.

barbers_pichay_cnnphSa HOUSE para ‘di halatang maglaladlad, naghamunan ng suntukan sina Congressman HAIRSTYLIST at Congressman LETTUCE.


“I do not drink, I do not smoke, I do not womanize. I live a holy life. You know, when you begin to delude yourself, too much lies, it becomes the truth in your life,” President Duterte said.

Manny Pacquiao will soon convert to IGLESIA NI DUTERTE because he believes that what the President says is biblical. Quoting 1 Corinthians 7:1, “Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man not to touch a woman.”


Executive Order No. 5 signed by the President on Oct. 11 adopted “Ambisyon Natin 2040” as the 25-year long-term vision for the Philippines, such that “by 2040, the Philippines shall be a prosperous, predominantly middle-class society where no one is poor.” Under the long-term vision being shepherded by state planning agency NEDA, “our peoples shall live long and healthy lives, be smart and innovative, and shall live in a high-trust society” by 2040.

Jaybee Sebastian Ampang Colanggo and Kerwin Espinosa are planning to sign a pledge of allegiance to the President welcoming this new EO. “Magaling talaga si Presidente. Dahil dito, kaming mga drug lord kasama ang 4M drug user ay sasapi sa “Ang Bisyo Namin 2040.”

NEDA is set to fix its data on life expectancy. Gen Bato submitted his TOKHANG report and NEDA removed the phrase “our people shall live long.”


Philip Goldberg on Duterte’s latest gay slur: I’m a diplomat; no comment-Headline

The US State Department however ala-Snowden and Assange released a list of gays in Duterte Cabinet, Senate and House, and the Supreme Court that raised a lot of brows. Dick Gordon, on learning that he’s on the list, promised not to raise an eyebrow ever again on Leila. “Nagtatalak si Dick. Nawala sa sarili. Seguro natauhan, kaya kumambio at sinabi “‘di kita papatulan” eh patul na patul s’ya kuntodo kumpas pa ng pilantik ng manicure si Ache,” one kibitzer was heard saying. Koko and Harry and Pinky and Marvic and Vitty and Joey are up in arms with readied “Persona Non-Grata” Reso against the new US envoy who might disclose the gay list in retaliation.


 

 

 

 

 

 

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