DUTERTE’S a joke….18

panty-linerKung ang Senate President ay si Sen KOKAI Pimentel; Ang Speaker ay si Speaker PANTY Alvarez; ano naman ang tawag sa MAJORITY FLOOR LEADER NG SENATE AT MINORITY FLOOR LEADER NG HOUSE?

ANS: Sa Senate si Senator ETITZ Sotto;

Sa House si Cong.Danny Suarez……O wala naman pala iba pangalan si Suarez, eh? Meron, PANTY LINER.


Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez expresses his willingness to allow the showing of an alleged sex video of the former Justice Secretary and her boy friend.

panty-panty-alvarez90% of congressmen wanted to convert the HOUSE into Constituent Triple X Cinema to give way to the showing of other equally talked about scandals like Hayden-Kat; Piolo-Sam; Koko-Pinky; Sonny-Alan Peter; FG Mike A-Vicky Toh; Pacman-Krista etc.

Meron gusto ihabol si Alan na sex tape ni Binay. “Kalokohan na yan,” protested Korina, “waste of time yan dahil wala rin tau makikita!”


JAYBEE SEBASTIAN wants to spill all to the President only, after he adamantly refused to testify in the HOUSE.

kubol-sa-bilibidBINUHAY SI JAYBEE para lumambot. According the to the President, “kapag kasama ni Leila, ang TIGAS-TIGAS n’ya kaya madalas puntahan sa KUBOL. O ngayon, tingnan natin ang tigas n’ya?”

“Boss, lumambot din,” Vit BMW Aguirre added.

“Pwede ba, Ache, bago pumunta kay Presidente, kami muna ni Alan ang kuma-usap. Baka magtigas-tigasan pa……Ai Sayang!” Kokai winking at Pinky.


Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez denies that he was called PANTY during his younger days.


MANILA – President Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday cleared Pampanga Governor Lilia Pineda of negligence after an alleged shabu laboratory was discovered in her province.

nanay-liliaNanay Lilia thanked Peter Lim for the tip. When she saw the President, her tip is as big as BSP armored car. Presto: Absuelto. Pati STL, areglo.


Pacquiao: I respect de Lima, but my loyalty is with Roach.“Basta sa atin e nirerespeto natin ang isa’t isa namin kahit ganun. I respect my colleagues despite the issues. But I want the Roach to come out,” said Pacquiao, who was one of 16 senators who voted to oust de Lima as chair of the Senate committee on justice and human rights investigating the alleged spate of killing in the country.

His 23 colleagues in the Senate nod in agreement. “Nagtataka lang naman ako dahil walang duda na may loyalty si Manny kay Freddie, eh why is he asking ROACH to come out here?” asked the clueless Tito Sotto. Nancy Binay added, “oo nga naman. Let the ROACH come out…..”


SENATOR Nancy Binay has expressed sympathy for Senator Leila de Lima, saying some of the personal attacks against her were “below the belt.”

aguirre-panelo-20160527-640x480DoJ Sec Vit Aguirre loudly excepted saying, “anung ‘below the belt’ na pinagsasabi niya? Ang Lip Service ba ‘below the belt? Ha? Ha?”


“Syempre sympathetic and sana yung pinagdaanan namin di na pagdaanan ng ibang tao, including her,” Nancy Binay told reporters on Tuesday, September 27. as she commisserated with Leila on Malacanang persecution against the latter.

Wondering, Korina asked, “hindi naman maligno si Leila ah na dapat Tawasin ng Albularyo?


“Hindi ako fried chicken kagaya ng iba (I am not a proud man like some people),” Mr. Duterte said, adding that he was man enough to own to a mistake when he apologized to Pangasinan officials whom he implicated in drugs conspiracy.

calvo-c-vitVit Aguirre will also apologize shortly to Leila that he will not divulge a sex video involving the lady senator after all as the man who appears in the tape sports a skin head glancing at Gen BATO’s direction while making this announcement. “Pare, walang ganyanan. D ba tinatanggal mo wig mo kapag tumutorjak ka?” asked the general to the DOJ Sec.


“Hindi mo talaga siya makikita. Ang laki ng trabaho ko, malawak ang Pampanga. Andiyan ‘yung barangay officials, andiyan ‘yung mayor, ‘yung vice mayor, ‘yung Sangguniang Bayan members. Ako, nasa kapitolyo ako. Meron tayong kapulisan, meron tayong intel diyan, meron tayong mga PDEA. Ang ibig kong sabihin, itong trabaho na ito, itong mga shabu lab na ito, itong mga pasilidad na ito, lalo na ‘yung mga barangay siguro, hindi nila alam kung anong ginagawa, ano ba ‘yung shabu lab na ‘yan,” Gov Lilia Pineda said.

lapidLito Lapid quickly dismissed this statement by the Governor saying, “palusot Abe. Nanung ginagawa n’ya? Jueteng, Abe…”


Senator Leila de Lima continued her tirades on Tuesday, this time targeting Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II and his toupee.
“Secretary Aguirre’s alleged evidence against me is like his toupee, his wig – fake and cosmetics only. There is nothing into it other than that. Nothing’s authentic,” De Lima said in a statement.

mens-wigs-250x250Aguirre fired back thundering, “hinahamon ko siya kahit sa saang laban: Courts o UFC.” Leila immediately responded, “SABUNUTAN, ANO?”


 

 

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