Duterte’s a JOKE….15

alcalalaThe President mentioned the family of the former DA SEC PROCY ALCALA four times in a row as the DRUG KINGPIN of QUEZON PROVINCE. When asked why he’s singling out Sec Alcala the President retorted, “eh s’ya lang sa history ang alam kong kahit ano walang itinanim!” When told about this remark by the President, Procy Alcala countered, “eh sila ba puro pagtatanim ang kanilang inatupag, ‘di baga?”


GIVE me another six months.”

President Duterte on Sunday admitted that he could not stop crime and illegal drugs in three to six months.

“I never realized the problem is this big,” he said, referring to the drug problem in the country.

Imee and Imelda were heard saying to buy the Presidency from the PET. “May palabra de honor si Rodrigo,” they chorused.


‘So evil,’ De Lima says of reports linking her to drugs.

When asked by a reporter on what recourse she has in mind against DOJ Sec Vit Aguirre for orchestrating the HOUSE probe, de Lima hissed, “sasabunutan ko s’ya! His hair piece is proof of his LIES. RES IPSA LOQUITOR!”


“GIVE me another six months.”

President Duterte on Sunday admitted that he could not stop crime and illegal drugs in three to six months.

“I never realized the problem is this big,” he said, referring to the drug problem in the country.

When asked by a reporter if he is going to RESIGN as he promised during the campaign to lick the drug menace in 6 months tops once he becomes Prexy, he growled, “bakit si Alan Peter ba ang nanalo? Buti na lang natalo, eh ‘di s’ya abogado ko sa SENADO! Bong, padalhan mo ng isang trak na masking tape yan para magamit kay Edgar…”


“I am happy to be alive and free,” Norwegian Kjartan Sekkingstad, who lost a lot of weight and looking pale, told reporters in a brief statement after he was presented to Duterte. “This is a beautiful feeling,”

Enterprising Norwegians are now into “Hell Camp Tour” in Patikul catering to obese Scandinavians.


Norwegian Kjartan Sekkingstad and the Norwegian ambassador are scheduled to fly out of the country for Norway at 10 p.m. Sunday. Sekkingstad was freed in Patikul town in Sulu province and was eventually secured by NUR MISUARI.

NUR has ceased being a rebel….he’s now a BROKER. How much he earned from the deal we don’t know. The President kept his promise of giving his old friend a livelihood.. to keep Nur’s growing family well-nourished.


“GIVE me another six months.”

President Duterte on Sunday admitted that he could not stop crime and illegal drugs in three to six months.

“I never realized the problem is this big,” he said, referring to the drug problem in the country.

I expect to hear him later on that we give him another sixty years after 2022 to lick the the drug menace by then taken over by the grandchildren of the Odictas Mabilogs Loots Pagdilaos Espinos Alcalas etc ….


The House committee on public order and safety has decided to stop using the phrase “extrajudicial killings” in its hearings, in reference to unresolved deaths amid the administration’s bloody war on drugs.

The COMMITTEE is also looking for an expert LINGUIST in their effort to sanitize the use of PUTANG INA GUNGGONG UTEN uttered by their Pesident in his OFFICIAL policy pronoincements in his presidential speeches.

Kids from 4 to 12 yo don’t recognize the new President anymore as their parents took the MTRCB rules extrajudicially by deleting CHANNELS that carry the broadcasts. “Malutong ng magmura ang mga pre-school ngaun…” complained one hot Mama.


This is not the time to be cerebral. Right now, we are on board the TRAIN TO DAVAO besieged by 3.7M infected junkies out to derail the Maquinista’s route plan…..


“Being Chair, sa iyo nag-report ang witness, ikaw ang handler, ikaw man ang nag-(brief). Pero huwag ka na magpadala na lahat na sasabihin niya hook, line and sinker, kukunin mo na as gospel truth. Di naman tama yan,”Ping Lacson said.

Ang mga Baraquito, takot sa kapwa Baraquito. Pinaninindigan ang pagka-Baraquito na soulmate sila ‘ika ng kapwa Baraquito. “Eh Barako kami, kaya ganun ang pananaw ko. Masisi mo ba ako?” Bago mageleksyon, ang mga Barako kanya-kanyang bata. Noong manalo ang Barako ng Davao, ayon, pumila na sa Matina.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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