DUTERTE jokes………..

duterteeWhtz the diff between Leila and Sandra?

One of them COMES.


Whtz the diff between RONNIE and WARREN?

C WARREN parang MOTOR. C RONNIE puro SELINYADOR. hehe

Wht did BATO say to a SURENDEREE?

“PUSHER k pala. Buti pnadali mo trabaho nmn. GUD LUCK!” (sabay kindat s riding-in-tandem).


Whtz the diff between the SC and DU30?

Kapag inACQUIT k ni DU30, ur still in JEOPARDY.


Whtz the diff between DU30 and LOTTO?

Pagnaka JACKPOT k s LOTTO, buhay k!


Whtz the diff between D5 and DU30 on one hand and BADAFz on the other?

NANGHAHALA cna D5 at DU30 sa madaling araw….hehe Wak k galit PINK LACSON. Jok lang ini.


Whts the diff between PNoy and DUTERTE?

ITATANONG P B YAN? EDDIE SUPOT UNG ISA! hehe Jok lang ha DOJ Sec Vit D ko cnabing PANOT?


Whts the diff between BATO and DUTERTE?

DUTERTE isnt “BATO”… Jok llang ha? Wak ka galit Leilayna hehe..


Whts the diff between MATRIX and MATRIS?

MATRIS isnt a puzzle to DUTERTE. Jok lang ha? Wak ka galit Peter Lim….!hehe


Hehe…whats the diff between Duterte and Durian?

Mabango ang DURIAN…..hehe Jok lang ha? Wak k galit!


Cnu VICE PRESIDENT ni DU30?

EH DI SI BATO…ALTANGHAP, CLA DALAWA MAGKASAMA…..


May isang PO1 sa Pasay ang UMAMING Adik siya….

ADIK sa PULBURA….hehe


Whtz the diff between SEN LITO LAPID and SEN MANNY PACQUIAO?

THE PEOPLE NEED INTERPRETER whenever Manny speaks.

Remember Manny is a polyglot. He speaks Hiligaynon, Tagalog,

English, and the language of his Mom…Danish..a


Whtz the diff between ERAP and DU30?

DU30 tries weakly.


Who is the first choice of DU30 as National Intelligence Coordinating Agency Chief? Tourism Sec? Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas Governor?

Ruben Ecleo, Jr., Chavit Singson, Bongbong Marcos.


Whtz the SIMILARITY between PUTANG INA! and DU30?

They’re new Thesaurus entries as SYNONYMS…..

 

 

 

 

 

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