Where you have four girlfriends and counting, @ 72, you’ve got such a BRUTAL SKEDADDLE
Alejano wants Philippines renamed to LAPULAPPINES…in deference to Rody’s wishes…
Kapag LOVERS’ ANNV nila ni HONEYLET maaga magising si Rody para mag FLAG CEREMONY….
Sa mga nagpaANNUL, iniwan/nangiwan, naviewdo/naviewda:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
Nakalusot ANG TERRORIST, kaya sa reopening bago na pangalan: PALUSOTS WORLD MANILA
Bato Dela Rosa: I’m no psychotic. My Boss is!
UP denies it has an engineering alumnus named ISNILON ESPERON
“Kaya palpak Martial Law ni Marcos kc walang ‘rape jokes'”….PALACE
Sa Ilocos Norte, may Monarchy. Si Fariñas ang Hari at si Imee ang Princesa. Si Imelda ang Reyna. Si Bongbong may protesta
Gen Bato says that Supt Nobleza admitted to him “magaling magpaputok ung BF nyang Abu”
“Bomber Sweet Lover”….PNP Supt Nobleza
ASEAN heads of state are expected to bring with them Forensic Doctors to make sure no human body parts are mixed in their meals
In the midst of their GFs’ spat, Tony Boy and the Speaker both suffer a fit of ED. “Nawalan ng silbi” Chavit said
BENHAM RISE to be renamed RODY RISE. WEST PHIL SEA to be renamed LEMMESEE!
Nang isilang ka sa mundong ire Pangalan mo’y Rody Duterte Ngayo’y ikaw na ang Presidente
Ngayon nga’y President ka na At ang astig mong magMURA Di man sila payag Walang magagawa
At ang ermat at erpat mo’y ‘Di malaman ang gagawin Sa dami ng mga jowa mo
PHOENIX (AP) – Authorities say they have uncovered a dangerous new trend in drug trafficking in Arizona in which addicts are taking counterfeit OxyContin pills that are laced with the more powerful painkiller fentanyl-Fox News.
Coming at the heels of NYT article “Duterte: The Making of a Strongman”, this piece of Fox news on Fentanyl will merit a strong condemnation from Malacañang. “Sino ngaun ang drug user?” Leila supplements her motion at the SC.
“Michelle Dee’s 5’11” height, her beauty that has already graced magazine covers, and her demeanor should all come into play if ever she decides to pursue beauty titles in the future,” said her mother, Melanie Marquez, who was named Miss International in 1979.
Melanie adds philosophically, “Don’t judge my daughter, she’s not my brother…”