WELCOME ASEAN DELEGATES NOVEMBER, 2017
GMA met the ASEAN Heads of State at Clark. All were happy to see her free again and was asked, “How did u do it Mdm President?” She replied, “Well, Thanks to Rody and the Rule of Law. The SC acquitted me” “Why thank Rody?” they wondered. “He threatened the SC” she replied.
ASEAN heads of state landed at Clark and were met by Pampanga GOV LILIA PINEDA. She was asked by the state visitors “what’s ur no. 1 industry here Gov?” She replied after some hesitation, “Jueteng, Your Excellencies”
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WELCOME TO THE NEW MALACANANG SPOX
Harry is the new MOUTHPIECE with a HAIRPIECE. As a MOUTHPIECE, Harry Roque is good at it. Abella hopes Harry won’t blow it
Harriet Roqwe vs Rose Rivera vs Barbi Gutierrez ATTORNEYS all….
Malacañang will soon have a GAY BAR where “young and good looking” Deputies moonlight after work
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So what if Norman Black called a TO at 30sec remaining?Eh si Rody nga hingi ng hingi ng extension? Mabuhay ka TIM CONE!
Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas yesterday denied that there is a rift between him and Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez. “Ok lang kung mas marami GF si Speaker kesa sa akin..” Rudy quips. ” Actually it’s the President who keeps tabs of our score…” he adds
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Kapag BOLERO ka 100% Trust rating mo……..sa Davao
Bumaba popularity rating ni Rody; tumaas naman ATTY’S FEES ni Atty Mans
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The HOUSE needs 75 members to endorse Why DRIBBLE the IMPEACH PROCESS? I SMELL HAM for XMAS
Pinasasarap ang IMPEACH PROCESS ng mga Congressman Iimbento si Rody ng katulad ng DAP ni PNoy
Ingay ng mga BULOL na Congressman sa Justice Committee TOKHANGIN nyo na lang si CJ Eh di tapos!
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It’s only now that I really internalized one of our own unique word in our South Luzon lingo-“BANG-AW”
When asked why some women opt to become mistresses, Julie Yap-Daza said most of those she wrote about did it for love. Lucky you Sonny Trillanes…!
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ON WIRETAPPING THE PAROJINOGS AND THE ODICTAS
“Anu WIRETAPPING? Hindi ba PARTYLINE un?” Rody asked Bato’s Intel expert
RODY loves Stevie Wonder’s I JUST CALLED TO SAY “YARI KA NA!”
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JINGGOY NEXT MANILA MAYOR-Abante
Maynila: Tapunan ng mga Mangungulimbat
DONALD and KIM JONG UN exchange piping hot VERBAL BALLISTIC MISSILES
Trump: Norx leader is a Rocket Man
KJU: US leader is a DOTARD
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